Author: ToonaMedia

There’s no mystical

Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight? All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? You mean it controls your actions? Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy…

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I hate it, but there’s nothing

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? I call it luck. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There'll be no one to stop us this time! In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for…

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Remember, a Jedi can feel

What?! Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly… All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? I'm trying not to, kid. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. You mean it controls your actions? Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.

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Leave that to me

The more you tighten your grip

You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home! I call it luck. You mean it controls your actions? I'm trying not to, kid. Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. I'm trying not…

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Andy Griffith

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Really? Did nothing cancel? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Whoa, this guy's straight?

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Steve Holt

I’m a monster. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Across from where? There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Whoa, this guy’s straight?

First place

Across from where? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I'm a monster. Army had half a day. That's why you always leave a note! Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.

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Alliance and a traitor

Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like…suicide. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going. You mean it controls your actions? I call it luck. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight? Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. I want…

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